I was working on a garden design last week when I stumbled upon a wilting flower with a sign reading, ‘Out to lunch, back in a month!’ It got me thinking — what would plants even order if they could eat? I figure they’d go for something locally sourced, maybe organic compost sushi? Would love to hear your thoughts or any funny plant puns you’ve come across.
I love the idea of plants ordering organic compost sushi! In my garden, I always make sure to give my herbs a little boost with homemade compost tea — it’s like a five-star meal for them. Do you think they’d appreciate that over takeout?
That wilting flower has the best excuse! If plants could order, I bet they’d choose a nice nitrogen smoothie. What do you think they’d really be craving?
If plants had cravings, I bet they’d be all about those nutrient-dense smoothies! But I think they’d prefer a nice, sunny patio over any takeout. Ever seen a plant sulk over subpar light? 
What do you think, @elena_riv89?